Titles are hard man

eunnieboo:

pink in the night

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reversetimelord:

uncommonbish:

THISTHISTHIS, and linguistic prescriptivism also falls into this category. Completely pointless, historically arbitrary way to keep TALENT + MERIT as secondary qualifiers. “First impressions matter” my ass. Get Gen Xs out of hiring positions

All this also applies to neurodivergent people. Social constructs and social situations can be really difficult to comprehend

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vampireapologist:

let me be clear: I’m not telling you to lie to adults about your opinion on children in order to like, blend in with society. it’s perfectly acceptable to tell other adults you’d rather not spend time with kids because you find them annoying or even just don’t understand them and their needs

but you absolutely Have To Lie about it when you’re around children. You can’t let children know you don’t like them alright this isn’t hard

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bunjywunjy:

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earthstory:

The difference between a good photograph and a National Geographic photograph is often just a slight shift in perspective. Sometimes a ladder is really inexpensive tool (less so in my case, since I had to fly it to the remote Indian Ocean atoll of Aldabra) to obtain a different point of view. This proved to be the case on assignment for @natgeo in Seychelles a few years ago, when the ladder helped me create the opening image for this story. I have posted that particular photograph before, but I will post it again tomorrow for reference.
Aldabra has the highest concentration of blacktip reef sharks I have ever experienced. The sheer abundance of sharks there is completely out of this world. At low tide they congregate in a small lagoon on a reef flat where a brisk current bathes them in cooler well oxygenated water. They avoid the deeper water off the reef edge where bigger sharks may prey on them.

Time lapse video by my assistant and talented videographer @ottowhitehead

thomaspeschak

“HEY! HEY HUMAN, HEY! TAKE OUR PICTURE TAKE OUR PICTURE!!!!”

Heres the photo he took while on the ladder

SO MANY GOOD BOYS

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caucasianscriptures:

That one must hurt

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itseasytoremember:

dragon-in-a-fez:

bogleech:

boxercrab:

source

no territorialism between different kinds of moral eels, they know they’re all the same ridiculous thing

just a cave full of noodles

a barbershop quartet

moral eels. what a bunch of good, virtuous, noble, honorable boys

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twelvety-cans-of-cant:

canadiangeekgirl:

😂😂😂

Ya gotta read the WHOLE thing.

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ursiday:

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

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mylifetherant:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vigilantsycamore:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

minerfromtarn:

bogleech:

silvertrench:

where do I start

There are ten things wrong here and Ash was fooled by eleven of them.

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury I’m starting to see why Ash isn’t a Pokemon Master yet.

“HOT N FRESH OFF THE NOODLE TREE”

I can see how they tricked Ash…their lie was so masterfully conceived, so brilliantly thought out that even Wonder Woman the goddess of truth herself would have a hard time seeing through it!

Team Rocket either didn’t realize how bad a plan this was and just got really lucky or they knew how bad it was but they also knew it would work anyway

They realised that their mistake was going for plans so complicated that only an idiot could mess them up because Ash, while he is a good soul, is very much an idiot (I say this with no hate in my heart, Ash is a good person but he is also a fool)

And so they went for a scheme so ridiculous that no one with a shred of common sense could fall for it…and naturally Ash fell for it right away :D

Ya’ll.are missing the worst part. They arent wearing disguises. They have glasses on and thats it, and Jame’s dont even hide his eyes. Ash has been dealing with team rocket for years and yet they blatently walk up to him wearing nothing but hats and glasses and Ash immedietly just said “yes. These noodle salespeople who look almost identical to the people who’ve been stalking me and stealing my pikachu for most of my life are clearly well-meaning trustworthy individuals who are in no way suspicious”

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nachosforfree:

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nachosforfree:

nachosforfree:

AU where sans is frisk and vice versa

Yall really need to make me stop

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